The Transit app release notes from July 1:

My liege,

Your humble servants at the Transit Mobile Application Bug Plumbing Company do henceforth declare the following services Remedied And Restored to Satisfactory Working Order:

Whoever put this together had a good grip of old English. They knew not just the old words, but the old spellings (e.g., “Office Moode”) and the old pronunciation rules (e.g., “an ‘Hilarious GIF’”).